Origin Story: The USB Ingestion Incident

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Panel 1: Wonderduck (thought): "If it's labeled 'Totally Safe' that's... fine." Panel 2: Wonderduck (thought): "What's the worst that could happen?" Panel 3: Wonderduck (thought): "Maybe this was a bad idea..." Panel 4: Wonderduck (thought): "Great. Now I have to work in cybersecurity."
The moment everything changed and also didn’t, because she still can’t configure an enterprise SIEM.