Origin Story: The USB Ingestion Incident

2025-08-11 • origin, usb, opsec
Wonderduck stares at a shiny USB on the ground, then gulps it, then has a mildly glowing aura.
Transcript (accessibility / overanalysis)
Panel 1: Wonderduck (thought): "If it's labeled 'Totally Safe' that's... fine."
Panel 2: Wonderduck (thought): "What's the worst that could happen?"
Panel 3: Wonderduck (thought): "Maybe this was a bad idea..."
Panel 4: Wonderduck (thought): "Great. Now I have to work in cybersecurity."

The moment everything changed and also didn’t, because she still can’t configure an enterprise SIEM.