Welcome to Day 0 of The Adventures of Wonderduck.
The vision: A heroic arc spanning trivial mishaps like default router passwords and leaving RDP open to the internet.
The budget: Nonexistent.
The hero: A duck with digestively absorbed tooling.

Roadmap (subject to arbitrary retcons):

1. Establish origin story credibility (thin ice already).
2. Release comics weekly-ish (timezone: aquatic).
3. Overuse tags like #phishing for jokes that barely qualify.
4. Eventually get merch? (One sticker? We’ll see.)

If you’re still reading, congratulations: you’re the target audience and also part of the problem.

Quacktinuing soon.